Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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