I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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