My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Bring me that man meat
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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