Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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