hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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