he wants to bone in the snuggie
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
