fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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