OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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