Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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