if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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