a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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