My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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