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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave

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(631): View more from New York

most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.

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(734): View more from Michigan

His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless

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