We tried having a conversation with our noses.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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