There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it's like iHOP with fire
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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