I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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