you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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