is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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