Can i not drive my cunt home
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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