I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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