he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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