Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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