just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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