first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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