Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I forget how to act sober
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