How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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