If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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