Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the day after is always just damage control
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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