And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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