Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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