Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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