quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My bed smells like the plague
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize
