you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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