I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Randomize
