why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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