i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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