Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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