So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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