So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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