as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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