I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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