Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
