I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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