you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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