How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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