lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
