After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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