Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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