no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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