so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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