Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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