Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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