Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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