Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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