she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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