So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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