I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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